New Year's Resolutions

Taylor Twellman: I resolve to learn how to score goals in a US national team jersey.
Ricardo Clark: I resolve not to kick Carlos Ruiz again, even if he really, really deserves it.
Jon Conway: I resolve to keep wearing my sweet, sweet pants.
Frank Yallop: I resolve to make Alexi Lalas' life miserable.
Eddie Johnson: I resolve to find some semblance of consistency.
Eric Wynalda: I resolve to continue my crusade to increase the amount of driven crosses.
Dave O'Brien: I resolve to keep learning these soccer guys' names.
Alexi Lalas: I resolve to sign Ronaldinho, Steven Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo, John Terry, and Juan Roman Riquelme.
Jozy Altidore: I resolve to play for the Red Bulls, until Real Madrid comes calling.
Clint Dempsey: I resolve to keep it real.
Sigi Schmid: I resolve to go on a... aww, forget it.
Dema Kovalenko: I resolve to break somebody's leg.
Ronnie O'Brien: I resolve to break one of my teammates' legs.
David Beckham: I resolve to get my revenge on Jesse Marsch.