January 1, 2008

New Year's Resolutions

Taylor Twellman: I resolve to learn how to score goals in a US national team jersey.
Ricardo Clark: I resolve not to kick Carlos Ruiz again, even if he really, really deserves it.
Jon Conway: I resolve to keep wearing my sweet, sweet pants.
Frank Yallop: I resolve to make Alexi Lalas' life miserable.
Eddie Johnson: I resolve to find some semblance of consistency.
Eric Wynalda: I resolve to continue my crusade to increase the amount of driven crosses.
Dave O'Brien: I resolve to keep learning these soccer guys' names.
Alexi Lalas: I resolve to sign Ronaldinho, Steven Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo, John Terry, and Juan Roman Riquelme.
Jozy Altidore: I resolve to play for the Red Bulls, until Real Madrid comes calling.
Clint Dempsey: I resolve to keep it real.
Sigi Schmid: I resolve to go on a... aww, forget it.
Dema Kovalenko: I resolve to break somebody's leg.
Ronnie O'Brien: I resolve to break one of my teammates' legs.
David Beckham: I resolve to get my revenge on Jesse Marsch.


Jefa said...

Any resolutions for our local heroes, the Silverbacks? How about not finish in 2nd place this year? Or bring back Taco Guy?

Longshoe said...

I've determined that Taco Guy never existed.