Inside the MLS New Year's Eve party...

Bruce Arena: The party can start, Il Brucio is here!
Bouncer: I don't think so buddy, you're not on the list. Get outta here!Bouncer: Don't even try it, we're not looking for trouble here tonight. Don't you remember the last party you were at? Probably not...

Clint Mathis: Yo dude, the Bud Light keg is empty...
Bouncer: Watch the door for a minute and I'll get another one...Fernando Clavijo: Clint, it's so good to see you. Sorry you're working the door at these things now, it's a shame what's happened to your career.
Clint Mathis: Didn't I play for you once? You traded me for a couple of scarves and a bad attitude. You better leave before the Rapids' fans find out you're here.
Fernando Clavijo: They love me in Colorado, see look, it's Rapid Man coming over to say hello...A severe beating ensues...

Bouncer: He fell for the Trojan RapidMan trick, didn't he? Loser... You can head back inside, Clint.
Clint: Sweet, my cup's half empty anyway... (heads toward the kegs) Oh hey guys, I didn't see you come in...
David Beckham: Secret entrance for me and the missus.
Posh Spice: Clint, please do us a favor. Keep Landon and his wife away from us. They just won't leave us alone. I gave them passes to the Spice Girls concert in LA, and they were embarrassing. Ugh, too late... Bianca Kajlich: Hi Victoria! Hi David! It's so great to see you! Say hello Landon.
Landon Donovan: (sighs) Hey David, hey Victoria.
Bianca Kajlich: We need to get together more, you still have to introduce us to Tom & Katie and Will & Jada.
Posh Spice: Uh, sure, listen, we have to sit down with Mr. Garber to talk about a few things. We'll catch up later, okay? Bouncer: We'd like to make an announcement. Please be careful on the red carpet, Claudio Reyna pulled a hamstring on his way in and is now questionable for the party.

Coming soon, the aftermath...