Alexi Lalas: Thank you for coming to this meeting. I wanted to announce to you that the Galaxy will be playing a friendly in Miami later this season and it will be hosted by Miami FC. Our opponent will be announced at a later date.
Joe Cannon: You've got to be kidding me, boss. We're already playing Rangers tonight, we're going to Minnesota, Chelsea and Tigres in some tournament here, the SuperLiga, we're going to Vancouver...Alexi Lalas: You just reminded me, we're also going to play in a tournament in Australia once the MLS season is over. Stupid playoffs...
Kyle Martino: I think that's Joe's point, boss. There's no way we'll worth anything in the playoffs playing this many games.Alexi Lalas: Martino, that's about enough out of you. Do you always have to whine about everything? I can have your ass shipped back to Columbus in a heartbeat. I rescued you from the Village People, and you want to cry about playing some extra games? WE ARE A SUPERCLUB, DAMN IT!!!
Landon Donovan: Just as long as we don't play in Europe, that place scares me...Alexi Lalas: I know Landon, it's okay. Don't go into the fetal position now. I make no guarantees though. If the price is right...
Peter Vagenas: Speaking of which, what kind of a bonus are we getting for playing in all these friendlies. It's bad enough that Beckham is going to be making so much more than us.
Posh Spice: Did I hear my David's name mentioned?Alexi Lalas: Well hello Mrs. Beckham, thanks for joining us today.
Posh Spice: Did that little goofy looking chap just complain about my husband? I want him gone.
Alexi Lalas: Peter, clean out your locker. I'm loaning you to the California Victory. Adios.
Posh Spice: Alexi, I wanted to let you know that I've booked another match for your boys. How's Japan on November 17 sound? I have some shopping to do and didn't want David to get bored.
Cobi Jones: MLS Cup is on November 18, Mrs. Beckham.Alexi Lalas: Well, we'll just have to book the Concorde, won't we? WE ARE A SUPERCLUB, WE CAN DO ANYTHING!!! I MUST GO SIGN ZIZOU AND SHEVA NOW!!!
3 comments:
Hysterical. I just wrote a post on your post entitled "I Wish I'd Written That."
"Just as long as we don't play in Europe, that place scares me..."
Best line in the whole post!!!!!
Alexi and Posh thank you for the props...
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