Alexi Lalas: Thank you for coming to this meeting. I wanted to announce to you that the Galaxy will be playing a friendly in Miami later this season and it will be hosted by Miami FC. Our opponent will be announced at a later date.
Joe Cannon: You've got to be kidding me, boss. We're already playing Rangers tonight, we're going to Minnesota, Chelsea and Tigres in some tournament here, the SuperLiga, we're going to Vancouver...
Alexi Lalas: You just reminded me, we're also going to play in a tournament in Australia once the MLS season is over. Stupid playoffs...
Kyle Martino: I think that's Joe's point, boss. There's no way we'll worth anything in the playoffs playing this many games.
Alexi Lalas: Martino, that's about enough out of you. Do you always have to whine about everything? I can have your ass shipped back to Columbus in a heartbeat. I rescued you from the Village People, and you want to cry about playing some extra games? WE ARE A SUPERCLUB, DAMN IT!!!Landon Donovan: Just as long as we don't play in Europe, that place scares me...
Alexi Lalas: I know Landon, it's okay. Don't go into the fetal position now. I make no guarantees though. If the price is right...Peter Vagenas: Speaking of which, what kind of a bonus are we getting for playing in all these friendlies. It's bad enough that Beckham is going to be making so much more than us.
Posh Spice: Did I hear my David's name mentioned?
Alexi Lalas: Well hello Mrs. Beckham, thanks for joining us today.
Posh Spice: Did that little goofy looking chap just complain about my husband? I want him gone.
Alexi Lalas: Peter, clean out your locker. I'm loaning you to the California Victory. Adios.
Posh Spice: Alexi, I wanted to let you know that I've booked another match for your boys. How's Japan on November 17 sound? I have some shopping to do and didn't want David to get bored.Cobi Jones: MLS Cup is on November 18, Mrs. Beckham.
Alexi Lalas: Well, we'll just have to book the Concorde, won't we? WE ARE A SUPERCLUB, WE CAN DO ANYTHING!!! I MUST GO SIGN ZIZOU AND SHEVA NOW!!!