Goal 2: The Grown-Ass Man Goes Off (a.k.a. Saturday wrap)

Lots of goals in MLS today. KC rode an Eddie Johnson hat trick to a win at the Razor, which is a little surprising. Columbus and Toronto scored 2 each to draw in Ohio. DC kept the winning streak rolling, and kept Houston in their funk, with a 2-1 win. The Rapids defeated a 10-man Galaxy for a 1-0 win, way to let the team down Martino.

The Silverbacks looked really flat on the road in Charleston, losing 2-0 to the Battery. It wasn't the best of games to watch, the Battery controlled the play for the most part and Atlanta just couldn't ever find a way into it.

The American Goats are trying to send Ramon Ramirez (I almost forgot he was even still with the team) off into retirement with a win. Dallas provides the opposition, and Dave Johnson provides the play-by-play on FSC. Where's Max Bretos?!? Did he have a WWE gig or something?