Kenny Cooper ran over Bob Bradley's cat

Otherwise, I have no idea how he keeps getting left out of the US national team at this point. He's been an absolute BEAST in recent weeks in MLS, but doesn't get called up. Somehow, being Eddie Johnson is enough to keep getting called up, it doesn't matter how he actually performs in games.

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There is still an outside chance he gets added, an 18th player will be added before next Wednesday's match in Guatemala. I'm not expecting it though. It looks like he'll need to add another midfielder instead.

I just fear FrankenCooper is going to go on a rampage if he keeps getting left out...