Hello, I'm Brandi Chastain and I have a lot to say

Don't you just hate it when you're broadcasting a game and the play-by-play announcer just keeps talking, and talking, and talking? I mean, I played in the Olympics, I won a gold medal, I won a World Cup, I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated, I'm kind of a big deal. I know what I'm talking about, so let me talk.

When I played, I was able to talk as much as I wanted to. Nobody got in my way, they knew better. I was the star, and made sure that everyone knew it. I knew how to play good soccer. I should write a book about it. "How to Play the Best Soccer in the World" is a pretty good title, don't you think? Trust me, you think it's a great title. I'll tell you what to think.

JP, I'm warning you. When I'm making a really important point about how things were when I played in the Olympics, you will keep your mouth shut and not interrupt me. I don't care what's going on the field, my points are more important. You better learn, there's still lots of games left in this tournament. I don't want things to get out of hand.