August 12, 2008

Hello, I'm Brandi Chastain and I have a lot to say

Don't you just hate it when you're broadcasting a game and the play-by-play announcer just keeps talking, and talking, and talking? I mean, I played in the Olympics, I won a gold medal, I won a World Cup, I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated, I'm kind of a big deal. I know what I'm talking about, so let me talk.

When I played, I was able to talk as much as I wanted to. Nobody got in my way, they knew better. I was the star, and made sure that everyone knew it. I knew how to play good soccer. I should write a book about it. "How to Play the Best Soccer in the World" is a pretty good title, don't you think? Trust me, you think it's a great title. I'll tell you what to think.

JP, I'm warning you. When I'm making a really important point about how things were when I played in the Olympics, you will keep your mouth shut and not interrupt me. I don't care what's going on the field, my points are more important. You better learn, there's still lots of games left in this tournament. I don't want things to get out of hand.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yawn just go away.

Anonymous said...

Don't be hard on these guys. They are very limited. They are just copying from other sites anyway.

Anonymous said...

What are you saying? These guys are a big joke? I guess so.

Longshoe said...

Welcome back anonymous(es), great to see you again!

Let me know if you ever have anything original to say...

Bob Andelman said...

You might enjoy this Mr. Media podcast interview with US Olympic gold medal winners Brandi Chastain and Kerri Strug.