Red Bull gives you wings

However, in Bruce Arena's case, it gave him the pink slip.

I thought he'd get a chance to right the ship in New York, but it's obvious now that Red Bull is not here to play around. They want results, and they want them now. The caffeine is getting to them and their patience is gone.

What does this mean for Bruce's babysitter/pool boy Claudio? I doubt a new coach would want to bring him back to limp around the field.

So let's start the Il Bruico to LA rumors, shall we?