As loyal Silverbacks fans, I think it's time the Cupcake Nation pays tribute to Southside Steve, the man who undoubtedly makes every game at Silverbacks Park unforgettable.
Without you Steve, I don't think we'd ever know that a corner kick is a scoring opportunity. And I know that you must have had a hand in the brilliant decision to play the "Jaws" theme during every one of these "scoring opportunities".
But what really sets you apart from the average public address announcer isn't your long, flowing locks, but your inability to pronounce even the most simplest of names, that uncanny ability to shout into the microphone as a Silverbacks player is taking a shot, and your Jim Rome-esque knowledge of soccer terminology.
So in a show of respect for your performance last night, I'm dedicating this song to you:
You know what Southside? In order to bury the hatchet and any ill will, I'll invite you to the closest Starbucks tomorrow night so we can watch the Silverbacks game on USL Live just like you told us to last night. I'll even buy the drinks...