I had to take over this post so that ya'll are spared from Shoe going off on Captain America's shit performance. Trust me, it wouldn't have ended well.
Can't say any of us are surprised Columbus and New York ended 0-0. Ned Grabavoy hit the post in the 88th minute, but that's as close as anyone came.
The snow picked up pretty well by the end of the match. And no, that wasn't what was causing John Wolyniec's hair to turn gray.
This Chicago match looks to be pretty entertaining. Chris Armas took an elbow to the face and got opened up. Nice way to start your final season.
Less than two hours until the Chivas USA match and I'm not even the least bit tipsy. Time to start doing shots.