February 25, 2008

Hello, I'm Landon Donovan and I'm late to the party

Sorry, I was busy with the wife tonight. Good night Bianca, I'll be upstairs in a little bit.

It's been quite a year, huh? I know I've had a few things to say around here. It's good to be able to express myself without getting booed, mocked, yelled at, physically threatened, or having my manhood questioned. You did see my wife right, I don't think that last one really applies, don't you think?

You see, I'm just glad to be able to get the respect I deserve. I'm not a greedy man, I just want what's mine.

Speaking of what's mine, it's time to go my friends. Good night, I know mine will be...

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